Life Among the Never-Winged

Once upon a time I was writing a book called, "Just Another Love Letter", about angels behaving badly. Now I just quietly ask myself each day, "What the hell am I doing?"

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My friends always knew I was going to hell. My only hope is that God likes good jokes and bad redheads.

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    Or schizophrenia. You decide.

    This is what happens when Dancehall is in a dreamstate after staying up all night with a sick child, after writing a research paper on Synaesthesia with alphabetized references, after getting all emo over an 80's song she hasn't heard in forever ('Love Over Gold', thanks for asking), after reading an article Stucco sent her about J.K. Rowling's little lawsuit snit, and after taking up Mona's challenge after reading Clowncar's contribution last week.

    A found dialogue. (hit the letter "I") I steal like a thief, but I'm always a woman.

    After the Commitment

    Woman: “I confess...I don't like Mondays.”

    Man: Rubbing eyes “I don't wanna know. I drove all night.”

    Woman: “I eat cannibals.”

    Man: Pained sigh “I feel for you.”

    Woman: falling from the chair “I get weak.”

    Man: catching her “I got you!”

    Woman: “I just died in your arms tonight.”

    Man: Concerned expression “I know there's something going on.”

    Woman: Devious smile “I know what boys like...”

    Man: Embarrassed blush “I melt with you.”

    Woman: “I remember you! I...I”

    Man: Looking into her eyes “I still haven't found what I'm looking for.”

    Woman: getting agitated “I think I'm a clone now.”

    Man: looking around nervously “I think we're alone now...”

    Woman: snickering and whispering “I touch myself...I wanna be a cowboy.”

    Man: Shouting out the prearranged 'codewords' to the orderlies “I wanna dance with somebody!”

    Woman: Shouting to the orderlies “I want a new drug!”

    Man: Angrily and desperately to the milling orderlies “I want action!”

    Woman: Laughing hysterically “I want candy! I want to break free!”

    Man: Closing eyes to hide the tears and the sight of the orderlies drag his darling away “I want to know what love is.”

    Woman: shouting as she's dragged down the hall “I want you to want me! I want your sex!”

    Man: turning to leave “I won't let the sun go down on me.”

    (Actually, this was a lot of fun.)

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    16 people left me a love letter:

    Blogger liv wrote in a love letter...

    dying to know the story.

    and would have loved to see your bollywood films!

    1:28 PM, May 02, 2008  
    Blogger Maggie wrote in a love letter...


    1:51 PM, May 02, 2008  
    Blogger Irrelephant wrote in a love letter...

    Very VERY clever! I'm still giggling.

    2:12 PM, May 02, 2008  
    Blogger Clowncar wrote in a love letter...

    I forgot my shirt at the water's edge.

    2:58 PM, May 02, 2008  
    Blogger JustCallMeJo wrote in a love letter...

    That was very Dada. With Culture Club.

    Eggplant! Eggplant!

    5:11 PM, May 02, 2008  
    Blogger meno wrote in a love letter...

    Toucha toucha touch me, i wannna be dirty.

    Wonder where that came from.

    10:27 PM, May 02, 2008  
    Blogger sari wrote in a love letter...

    well i'm feeling my age now!

    1:35 AM, May 03, 2008  
    Anonymous Daisy wrote in a love letter...

    she's magic with the ipod, folks. It's eerie.

    12:00 PM, May 03, 2008  
    Blogger Stucco wrote in a love letter...

    No "box" entry? Busy rubbing?

    2:04 PM, May 03, 2008  
    Blogger Mona Buonanotte wrote in a love letter...

    I...think you win!

    (And I hope you got some sleep. Or at least that the sleep dep is giving you way cool trails and hallucinations.)

    12:57 PM, May 05, 2008  
    Blogger D-Man wrote in a love letter...


    The sun always shines on TV.

    3:09 AM, May 07, 2008  
    Blogger Eric Shonkwiler wrote in a love letter...

    I don't wanna come back down from this cloud?

    9:44 AM, May 07, 2008  
    Blogger Bud wrote in a love letter...

    Every time I take a break I miss so damn much!

    7:04 PM, May 08, 2008  
    Blogger Nancy Dancehall wrote in a love letter...

    So was I, Liv. That's why I wrote it. :-)

    Thanks, Maggie. I love finding stuff and teasing out stories.

    Thanks, Ir. Giggle away.

    They cannot see me naked.

    Nope, no Culture Club. Not even Sonia Dada, Jo. ;-)

    Reflexes got the best of you, Meno.

    Don't you hate that, Sari?

    lol...As Daisy is my witness.

    Your gift gives new meaning to fuck a duck, Stuc. ;-) I'll do a photo essay later.

    Sleep dep produces very strange things. Like the one I'm doing next.

    Take on me, D. ;-)

    Goodone, Eric.

    So don't take breaks, Bud. (I'm one to talk...) :-)

    12:28 AM, May 09, 2008  
    Blogger The Young Ones wrote in a love letter...

    Holiday! Celebrate! Put your troubles down, and we will celebrate! Dancehall we need a coffee break. :-) Miss T

    9:56 PM, May 24, 2008  
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