Life Among the Never-Winged

Once upon a time I was writing a book called, "Just Another Love Letter", about angels behaving badly. Now I just quietly ask myself each day, "What the hell am I doing?"

My Photo
Location: The Rocky Mountain Empire, United States

My friends always knew I was going to hell. My only hope is that God likes good jokes and bad redheads.

Life Among the Never-Winged Sponsored By:
  • Books Unlimited
  • Tuesday, April 01, 2008

    Join Me

    It's time. Come with me, and together we will start a colony of Bloggers living in peace and harmony.

    It's all right here:

    I've already signed up.

    Who's with me?



    I'm on the medical team! I got the job because I'm the only one who knows what an esophagogastroduodenoscopy is and how to spell it correctly! Oh brave new world!

    Labels: , , , , , ,

    18 people left me a love letter:

    Blogger Irrelephant wrote in a love letter...

    If we can get Ray elected them I'm THERE. Hydroponic gardens here I come!

    10:53 AM, April 01, 2008  
    Blogger DaDuck wrote in a love letter...

    I'll be dead by then.

    12:25 PM, April 01, 2008  
    Blogger Clowncar wrote in a love letter...

    Congrats on making the team!

    I've been telling the girlios for a couple years now they can travel to Mars when they grow up, if they get good grades and study hard! Nothing like a little pressure in kindergarten to make those therapy sessions really pay off when they're adults!

    2:24 PM, April 01, 2008  
    Blogger Nancy Dancehall wrote in a love letter...

    I'm sure the gardening team can use a few good men, Ir.

    Naw! You'll be in suspension, Duckie!

    You're a natch, Clowncar! Awww, the boyos and girlios can be in therapy together. We're gonna have beautiful, messed-up grandkids.

    2:54 PM, April 01, 2008  
    Anonymous Rudi wrote in a love letter...

    Will there be popcorn on the spaceship?

    I'm not going unless they promise popcorn and free refills on the Mt. Dew.

    Nuff said.

    4:06 PM, April 01, 2008  
    Blogger meno wrote in a love letter...

    It says i'm too normal! WTF???

    4:10 PM, April 01, 2008  
    Blogger ms chica wrote in a love letter...

    Team? Cool, but do you guys get matching jerseys and polished sticks

    6:21 PM, April 01, 2008  
    Blogger Stucco wrote in a love letter...

    Heard about Martian porn? No? Fuck that dull red planet. Myself- I'm trying to join up with the triple-breasted whores of Eroticon 6.

    8:08 PM, April 01, 2008  
    Blogger liv wrote in a love letter...

    my feelings are pretty darned hurt. it says i'm too normal and need to put my toddler to bed. ouch.

    9:58 PM, April 01, 2008  
    Blogger Mona Buonanotte wrote in a love letter...

    Medical team! Woot! Congrats! Will I weigh less on Mars and have perkier tatas? If so, I'm totally there!

    8:42 AM, April 02, 2008  
    Blogger Bud wrote in a love letter...

    Okay, I passed the quiz handsomely but the video--I don't have time for a video. I'm too busy writing music to go to Mars by. Let me see your video, Pants.

    10:06 AM, April 03, 2008  
    OpenID Gordo wrote in a love letter...

    Meno, clearly the questionnaire is defective. I got "distressingly normal". Yeah, that's what I am ...

    10:51 AM, April 03, 2008  
    Blogger Nancy Dancehall wrote in a love letter...

    Popcorn yes, but I'm cutting you off from the Dew, Rudi.

    Yeah. Your cookie addition CAN'T be normal, Meno.

    We do, Ms. Chica! And matching Crocs, and matching Martian dune buggies. Its AWSOME!

    I'm shocked, Stucco. I always thought you were an assman.

    I've seen what you can do with your body, Liv, and that aint normal.

    Oh totally, Mona! Your tatas will float like moons around Uranus!

    Two words, Bud. Music Video. I'm just sayin'...

    I think Mars could use you for your freakish ability to withstand freezing temps and walk out onto frozen lakes, Gord. I'll put in a recommendation for you.

    3:05 PM, April 03, 2008  
    Blogger sari wrote in a love letter...


    ps i would vote for ray

    7:56 PM, April 16, 2008  
    Blogger Vulgar Wizard wrote in a love letter...

    Putting some kind of scoping device into someone's esophogus if not other/more body parts?

    2:54 PM, May 04, 2008  
    Blogger John wrote in a love letter...

    Online Viagra resource containing quality information on Erectile Dysfunction, Impotence, Viagra News, Viagra Usage, Viagra Forum etc to help you understand the most effective treatment available for Erectile Dysfunction(Impotence)

    9:46 PM, December 03, 2008  
    Blogger Hail wrote in a love letter...

    Viagra contains Sildenafil and it is a prescription drug used to treat erectile dysfunction. Erectile dysfunction is the inability of the penis to become rigid, or stay firm long enough to complete the sexual act.

    12:39 AM, April 18, 2009  
    Blogger Sahara Thompson wrote in a love letter...

    Propecia is a steroid reductase inhibitor, works by reducing the amount of the hormone dihydrotestosterone in the body. This may block certain types of hair loss in men.

    12:48 AM, July 06, 2009  

    Post a Comment

    << Home