Seems I'm Not Alone in Being Alone
Emily over at Wheels on the Bus is having some fun kid/mom issues as well. Go take a gander. (Scroll down to the link, 'Timmy' first, then 'Tirade' to get to the beginning of the story). She has much more grace than I do.
Anyway, I'm tired. I'm going to bed.
Lab tonight? You know, one never thinks that one will have use for a sentence that contains 'rat sperm smear,' until one does.
Anyway, I'm tired. I'm going to bed.
Lab tonight? You know, one never thinks that one will have use for a sentence that contains 'rat sperm smear,' until one does.
Labels: Don't know much about Biology, parenting, rat sperm smear
posted by Nancy Dancehall | 11:44 PM
Hey, thanks for the shout out!
You are, however, the first person every to imagine I have any grace...
"Rat Sperm Smear" was the name of my glorious off-off-Broadway (the Broadway in Denver, mind you) one-man performance artistry ("oddest-tree").
Provide a back dated favorable review, and I won't sue for trademark infringement...
I'm wondering how does one go about getting rat sperm, in order to do a rat sperm smear? Ewwww
Oh yeah, and why would anyone want to do a rat sperm smear?
I could get you a dead rat, via my cats, but i am not sure about the sperm.
Truthfully, it all sounds fascinating. But we are weird that way.
I had something intelligent to say until Stucco made me laugh.
Do you really want "parenting" and "rat sperm smear" that close to one another in the Labels?
You're welcome, Emily. And you do.
Stucco weaves a dastardly 'tail' of intrigue in his one-man off-off-Broadway (performed on Colfax, actually) performance of 'Rat Sperm Smear,' even stopping the constant 'clink' of quarters dropped into the peephows at Kitty's. Everything from the minimalist costume of black latex and stale Cheetos to the pink megaphone screamed, 'GENIUS!' Unfortunately,the cops saw other wise. -- The Rocky Mountain Oyster, 2001
That's something best left answered by 'Clerks', Lynn. WHY do they do it? For the benefit of Science!
What was fascinating, Meno, was the depth of one of my lab partner's naivety, which I exploited I'm afraid. I was in one of _those_ moods.
He does that to me too, Liv. That's why I love him.
*snort* Ah, but think of the interesting Google queries, Amusing. Prime blogging material!
A guy walks into a bar. Bartender says "Rat sperm smear."
Nah, don't work. Lessee--
Yeeeaaahhh....keep trying. :-)