Life Among the Never-Winged

Once upon a time I was writing a book called, "Just Another Love Letter", about angels behaving badly. Now I just quietly ask myself each day, "What the hell am I doing?"

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  • Saturday, April 21, 2007

    Free Porn -- to Go (Or, Stick Shift)

    So I'm waiting at a red light, and I notice that the passenger in the car in front of me is, um, jerking off the driver. The light changed, she finished, and they both waved before speeding off.

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    22 people left me a love letter:

    Blogger Scott from Oregon wrote in a love letter...

    They were playing red light green light...

    7:20 PM, April 21, 2007  
    Blogger Esereth wrote in a love letter...

    Isn't it fun to be used as a prop in someone else's sex life? Oh well. As long as you laughed instead of getting disgusted, you won.

    10:42 PM, April 21, 2007  
    Blogger Nancy Dancehall wrote in a love letter...

    This is game with an official name? I must know.

    Oh, it was quite fun. It took me a few minutes to stop laughing hard enough to tell O about it.

    11:38 PM, April 21, 2007  
    Blogger Stucco wrote in a love letter...

    I wasn't anywhere near there!

    Oh, and I think my WV phrase should be the name for this activity (which I of course had nothing to do with)- "erbazgmx"

    2:39 PM, April 22, 2007  
    Blogger Popeye wrote in a love letter...

    I think you should rename this post "Stick shift."

    2:49 PM, April 22, 2007  
    Blogger meno wrote in a love letter...

    Seriously? I would have whipped out my phone, figured out how to use the camera..... and by then they would have been gone.
    He must be kind of a speedy guy though.

    3:50 PM, April 22, 2007  
    Blogger Mother of Invention wrote in a love letter...

    Echo Meno's ..awfully speedy!!

    7:18 PM, April 22, 2007  
    Blogger Nancy Dancehall wrote in a love letter...

    Suuuuure you weren't, Stucco. ;-)

    LOL! That is a fine idea, Popeye.

    Seriously, Meno. I wish I had a fancy pants camera phone. But like I sai, I could probably call the Greenwood Village traffic cops and get the footage. From the front even. *snort* Yeah, I wonder about the driver's um, staying power.

    Well, MOI, judging by her movements, the passenger was pretty speedy too. I'm surprised she didn't have forearms like Popeye. The sailor, not the commenter. ;-)

    9:47 PM, April 22, 2007  
    Blogger Mona Buonanotte wrote in a love letter...

    ...maybe she was just shaking up his protein shake?...

    Oh yeah, go to the cops, and watch the footage with them. They must have gotten your reaction as well!

    5:08 AM, April 23, 2007  
    Blogger Open Grove Claudia wrote in a love letter...

    At least you didn't have to sit behind while her/his head bobbed up and down.

    I guess it's spring....

    11:48 AM, April 23, 2007  
    Blogger Maggie wrote in a love letter...

    Admission: I've done this before - but only on long road trips and only when no children are in the car (obviously) and no other cars are around. Just cause its fun. But then, at a stoplight, with a camera and a car next to you is a whole different ball game.

    12:27 PM, April 23, 2007  
    Blogger Nancy Dancehall wrote in a love letter...

    heh heh...is THAT what you call it, Mona? ;-)

    Welcome, Claudia! That IS true! LOL

    Maggie the Road Warrior! ;-) Far as I ever got was offering to do the deed. Darn careful drivers!

    2:33 PM, April 23, 2007  
    Blogger Schmoopie wrote in a love letter...

    I've stripped topless, when drunk, while we were driving home (sans children.) It was truly liberating. Maggie, those car rides get really um...long...uh... don't they? ;)

    7:05 PM, April 23, 2007  
    Anonymous d-man wrote in a love letter...

    How would one go about getting a copy of that red light video tape? Just curious...

    :D

    2:16 AM, April 24, 2007  
    Blogger Dantares wrote in a love letter...

    My God. I used to play a game called Fire Brigade. The rules are that whenever you hit a red light, the driver calls.
    Chinese Fire Brigade - everyone exits, runs round the car and gets back into their correct seat.
    Italian Fire Brigade - everyone exits, stands around arguing until the light changes and then gets back in.
    British Fire Brigade - the driver has to open all the doors and assist everyone in/out. Decorum must be maintained throughout.
    Polish Fire Brigade - everyone gets out of the car and runs for it.

    Of course, unfortunately, we never quite played the last one. Myself and my friends are waiting till we have an old banger, which no-one wants.
    happy days...
    Dantares.

    5:05 AM, April 24, 2007  
    Blogger Irrelephant wrote in a love letter...

    Speaking of balls... *grin* ... yes, I'm working my way around the readership trying to shake up... heh... some support for a project.

    So--here's your official invite to The New Irrelephant blog-- Cheetah Balls

    6:55 PM, April 24, 2007  
    Blogger Nancy Dancehall wrote in a love letter...

    And that's one of the many resons why I love you, Schmoop. :-)

    For research purposes D-Man? Contact the Greenwood Village Police. ;-)

    lol...I've played the Chinese version, Dantares. I love the others.

    You just get curiouser and curiouser, Ir. ;-)

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