Do not attempt to adjust your monitor
Me, I'm about to have a beer.
We will now return you to your regularly scheduled progamming.
Once upon a time I was writing a book called, "Just Another Love Letter", about angels behaving badly. Now I just quietly ask myself each day, "What the hell am I doing?"
My friends always knew I was going to hell. My only hope is that God likes good jokes and bad redheads.