Life Among the Never-Winged

Once upon a time I was writing a book called, "Just Another Love Letter", about angels behaving badly. Now I just quietly ask myself each day, "What the hell am I doing?"

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  • Saturday, December 30, 2006

    Rumination, Flagellation

    I have a theory. Spam is written by frustrated Surrealist poets who can't make a living otherwise.

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    Rumination, Flagellation


    A cashier

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    or even dust in a corpse's hair!”


    A chess board self-flagellates,

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    on a bartender.

    When the spider ruminates,

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    A chess board

    self-flagellates,

    because the cashier pours freezing cold water on

    a bartender.

    When the spider ruminates,

    the nearest lover

    beams

    with joy!


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    10:57 AM, December 30, 2006  
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    um.

    Elbows! Elbows! Elbows!

    (It's been too long since I've been in art school. I'm confused and do not feel able to contribute in an adequate way.)
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    Blogger Nancy Dancehall wrote in a love letter...

    lol Froggie! It must be! It makes about as much sense...

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    I always liked the sound of flagellate.

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    [snapping fingers] Burroughs! [continued snapping]

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