Anybody who has a Sitemeter has done a post on Weird Searches that Brought People to My Site.
But I have a fun little twist at the end.
winged reaching chained -jewelry -necklace -attic -ball (One could write a poem...)
rights of wifes ownen husband house (hoo-boy)
position for rectal exam (this one seems silly to ask)
lord please dont let me be miss (...issippi? Unmarried?)
first rectal exam (no comment)
Nextdoor Nancy (not your typical girl next door)
just another love letter blog (Yay! Somebody's looking for my book!)
blue angels bikers (yum yum)
grey stockings (heh)
nancy who "has converted" (to what, I have no idea)
fractalog (Yay! Another brainiac!)
"put yer hat on" (only if you want to be in the band)
MARTHA STEWART TWILIGHT PLUM CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS. (someone obviously takes decorating VERY LOUDLY AND SERIOUSLY)
be careful it's gonna rain frogs (doesn't everyone's mother say this to their kids on grey mornings?)
designer office chair (wish I had one)
"Prostitution in Space" (I'm all for it!)
snow patrol funeral and bells walking (I'll add it to the poem...)
justanotherloveletter.blogspot (Woot! A fanboy!)
site:blogspot.com "pee pee dance" pee (And this BEFORE I reviewed Urinetown)
Nancy Dancehall (Another fanboy!)
how did the Jewel scarabs get its name (I want to know that too. Come back if you find out.)
pictures of amish friendship bread (Got 'em.)
shockandawe (It's a word?)
Lucky 13 Owl (Huh?)
cartoons of descartes (Go buy one from Marvin Hill)
But what if we all had meatjacks*? What are the search words that would lead someone to your head? What are the words that make your ears perk up when you hear them, words that you keep bumping into on the street? What's rattling around in your brain pan right now? Not necessarily descriptions of yourself, but some of the words you think about.
Here are some of mine:
“love and gravity”
“Dark matter speeding up gravity”
"cars from the '20s, '30's, 40's"
"never go home again"
*You know, the little gizmo popularized by William Gibson's novels, which allows a person to plug their brains directly into their computer.